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 Post subject: hmmm, i wonder
PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 10:53 am 
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New thingie i thought of, when, among other things, was wondering if dogs ever step in human shit......

Anyway, random thoughts people, the funniest/weirdest wins a prize.....

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Now, has anyone got any theories on how the hell the figured that out?? Has it something to do with that nutter ( :twisted: ) Wales fan the other weekend??

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 3:12 pm 
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heres a poser Jim:

If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 5:45 am 
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you feckin nakcer, i told ya that one!!!

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if pedro is getting beat up by two knackers for something he said, is he still right??

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two alcoholics begin drinking at 1pm on a sunday, spud starts drinking pints of cider in john o'briens, rhino cans of bud in driscolls, who will reach the anchor first and who will be more pissed??

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If Pedro is alone talking in the forest, does anyone give a crap?

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HA HA HA HA, I fukin love the way this thread has gone. Brilliant lads.

Hey, if a man admits he's wrong, and a woman says that men are always wrong, does that mean the man was right!!!! (get Tony Cahil onto this one, differential logic here we go!!)

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If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

Liam king is chuck norris :lol:

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if pedro is banging his head off a wall, who's using the 150 calories pushing his head?

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if dogs get pissed off when you blow in their faces why do they stick their heads out the windows of moving cars.

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why do hotdog buns come in packs of 6 but hotdogs come in packs of five or eight??

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are bouncers genetically made wankers or do they have to do a fas course first??

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why do assholes in spar always put lettuce in as the last ingredient in a roll, instead of the first. I think its just to make it entirely impossible to eat. and why is cheese classified as a meat. there should be a feckin FAS course for those guys.

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i'm up to a short, god i'm so proud. Is there a ceremony or anything or a prize, like a box of USA assorted biscuits.

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Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined

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