the lads

but wouldn't the world be a better place if everyone could have that smile on there face

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would it, would it really, all that fag ash, and who would clean it up, and how would the buses run on time with these feelings of ectasy, who's bringing the horse to france, where does wind come from, are those my feet, whats wrong with your head......... the list of problems with this posible new beverage is endless.

Someone introduce it into the US first, we'll watch and see what happens!!

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but never again will fat bastards have to worry about not having sex, caveman style could become a thing of the past

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I reckon I've found a solution to the problem

http://www.myforeignbride.com/?ovchn=GG ... &ovtac=ppc

there's 1 for everybody

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bottle a bride...interesting! "the internet..helping ugly people get sex since 2005"

ah the internet, a place to slander others anonymously (is that spelled right) and share pornography.

I actually heard a thing the other day on the train. Two chicks were talking about some famous strike here in the 80's, i think there were doing some project on it or something. Anyway, one says to the other

"Ive done loads of research about it, but i cant find anything, there's almost nothing about it on the Internet, i dont know what to do"

But the come back made me drop the book i was reading (oh the irony, me with a book and all)

"I know what you mean, it's like, if they dont put in on the Internet, then how they they expect us to learn about stuff"

people, organise a bunch of twenty or so lemmings, we can invade this country of australia and hold it, they wont understand what to do, it wont be on the Internet. Try it, look up Lemming Invasion and see what you get from google!!!

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Was wondering about this yesterday as I was cringing over the magic bowl
How exactly does the Ghost Shite phenomena. It hurts like hell, causes excessive amounts sweat and blood loss and then when take a look, NOTHING just the yellow dyed water.

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they have the internet on computers now too jim.

ghost shits?? biological mystery, best left alone that one.
like why is that cunt gay byrne still on my telly.and hector. inbred ginger meath fucker. i'd beat him caca milis in 10 seconds flat, annoying fuckwad.

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ninger, i think we already had this discussion, cun dhá buddails of Zinf, and it was decided that your just too damn smart for your own good, like a superhero of some sort, and all superhero's need arch enemies, hence Hector "Tá me ag dul ar an leithreas" Meathman (i actually dont have a clue what his second name is, do Sham people get second names??)

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ok, nothing has been posted here in a while, so, here's a little something.

A Pakistani arrives in Dublin all excited. He stops the first person he
meets. "Good day, Mr. Irishman, thank you to accept me in your nice
country, and..." "The person interrupts and says: "I am not Irish, I'm
Chinese."

The Pakistani continues on his way and meets another passer-by. "Thank
you Mr. Irishman for to let my family and me stay here..." Again, he is
interrupted before finishing his sentence. "I no be Irish, I be Turk!"

The Pakistani continues on his way and meets another passer-by. "Mr.
Irishman, me thank you for hospitality you give..." "But my friend,
don't you see that I am black? I am African, not Irish.

He goes a little farther and meets another Irishman and greets him Thank
you for letting me come to your beautiful country." "I'm not an
Irishman, I'm a Romanian." "But," answers the Pakistani distressed,
"where are the Irishmen??" The Romanian looks at his watch and says,
"Probably at work."

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love it Jimmy, was getting worried thought everyone had finally lost their imagination

Anyway I was there the other day contemplating the remarkable powers of the liver when a thought suddenly entered my ceann

Is it wrong to watch animals having sex? and no I'm not talking about watching pikees or kerry people shagging each other. But actual animals. Don't you think it would be better for everyone if we offered them a service that would allow animals to go away somewhere private and shag away without the preying eyes of humans watching them

Never again would a parent be embarassed by their 5 yearold asking them why is Rover up on Lucky's back


And another thing, Do Dogs do it Human Style

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some very interesting quandries there from the much respected booze-hound DJ. Im going to open this to the floor, people, post away

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wow, been a real long time since there was a post here.

so now that im home, and the group dynamic has radically changed i have teh following ponderings

Who is the new group leader? (answers on the back of a post card to PO Box 2222, Donybrook, Dublin 4)

Will Ger fit back into his role as tactial and logistical officer for the group? (lou seems to have replaced him quite well)

Will we actually ever have a quiet weekend?

Will doc and kelly ever see any return (appart from liver disease) from their 100,000 spent on beer since 1995?

Does anyone use this site anymore?

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Very excited about being tactical and logistical officer!! But I don't mind sharing the role with Ger wen he gets back!
No we will never have a quiet weekend. (I hope)
Don't forgot its €100k EACH since 1995!!
I'll post in my vote for new group leader to that address!!!

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OUCH!!!!!

Todays thought.

If you are on a desert beach and out of food and the last thing you eat was peanuts, would you be willing to go through your own shite and find any whole peanuts that passed through your system, clean them and eat them again this time making sure to chew on them so that you get all of their nutritional value.

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