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Bought Airguns, then went on the beer......
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Author:  Ninger [ Mon Nov 22, 2004 11:00 am ]
Post subject:  Bought Airguns, then went on the beer......
....sounds like a cracker of a name for a country and western album!!!

fecking hate monday mornings, still sweating the last bits of the shed out of me from saturday night, some session at the weekend, good craic at the 21st, up in ger's til all hours then after the pub. funniest bit had to be james pender (abs scuttered at this stage) taking a step back in the shed, crashing through the doors and falling down into the garden, funniest thing i've seen in ages :P !!! like an out-take from mc gyver, pure class!!

did ye get up to anything wild over the weekend yourselfs, apart from getting pure noise down the phone from us on sat nite/sun morning??

better tip on and do a bit here,
talk 2u ltr,
ninger
Author:  jimmy [ Tue Nov 23, 2004 9:32 am ]
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Bought Airguns, then went on the beer, the latest album from the greatest rock group since spandex was imagined!!

Featuring such classics as "I wish i was in Dixie, but she's out of town", "The wrath of Jameson" and the timeless "I loved my wife, but hated the fat arse that had grabbed hold of her"

Also featuring, "Dont look through the window, im throwing bricks" and "Water balloons, arent they just condoms for small people?"

order your copy now, just leave us your name, address, and credit card details, and we promise on our innocent little heads not to buy donkey porn on it, or any other kind of pornography, for it was written that pornography is wicked, but the guy writing it was shot, so porn was therefore not described as bad, so we moght buy some on your cards, just call it delivery charges, eh, getting a bit off the point, what was the point, hmm, oh there's the point, over there to your left, HA HA made you look
Author:  Ninger [ Tue Nov 23, 2004 9:38 am ]
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sure while we're at it jim, here's some more belters for country & western song titles

Real Country Music Song Titles:
> All I Want From You (Is Away)
> All My Exes Live In Texas
> All the Guys that Turn Me On Turn Me Down
> Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart?
> Are You Drinkin With Me Jesus?
> Are You on the Top 40 of the Lord?
> At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump
> Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears
> Bubba Shot The Jukebox
> Bubba's Inconvenience Store
> Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
> Come out of the Wheatfield Nellie, You're Going Against the Grain
> Cow Cow Boogie (Moo Moo My Love)
> Cow Cow Strut
> Did I Shave my Legs for This?
Author:  Lemmiwinks [ Tue Nov 23, 2004 5:00 pm ]
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Ye could use this as the album cover..



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Author:  Ninger [ Tue Nov 23, 2004 5:03 pm ]
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pure class!!

love the avatar by the way brendain...
Author:  Lemmiwinks [ Tue Nov 23, 2004 5:13 pm ]
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cheers dude, tried to find hannibal but to no avail!!

I spose I cant very well put up one without putting up the legend himself..


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Author:  Ninger [ Tue Nov 23, 2004 5:21 pm ]
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without a doubt the most talented musician ever known 2mam. he's got leather gloves, spandex and a soul glo hairdo, even gives big bill a run in the pizzaz department!!!

i would definitely pay hard earned € to have that cd in my collection :D
Author:  Lemmiwinks [ Tue Nov 23, 2004 5:26 pm ]
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well christmas IS on the way damo!!you might get the one and only copy ever made!
As for the billo situation, imgine devastatin dave presenting the premiership! worse still, imagine bill releasing an electro rap record, loive :lol:
Author:  Ninger [ Tue Nov 23, 2004 5:39 pm ]
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i must lash dis lads name into play.com and see wat it spits back out.

bill's album, he could call it bill o'heirhly - live sly sly live sly live sly live sly (do ye miss yer mammy's pasta huh??). he could do like skinner did on d 2nd streets album and one acoustic ballad on it with david brent on the guitar, i'd say bill's version of dry ur eyes mate after half a litre of sherry wud be de xmas no.1 no doubt about it.

devastating dave, mark lawerson and dunphy for the premiership, the three dodgiest looking men on earth in d 1 studio at the same time, bound to be a result. get clinton morrison in to remix the replays with sum drum an'a bass shit and sky wud be out of business.
Author:  Ninger [ Tue Nov 23, 2004 5:44 pm ]
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seems technology has caught up with the bold dave, he's now devastating dave the cyberslave :o

http://artists.iuma.com/IUMA/Bands/Deva ... yberslave/
Author:  Lemmiwinks [ Tue Nov 23, 2004 5:48 pm ]
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Think dave and clint would come to blows over artistic differences, your onto a winner with bills album tho! I can see him on mtv cribs already!
Author:  Lemmiwinks [ Tue Nov 23, 2004 5:51 pm ]
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hahahahahahaha!!feck it, get DVD to produce Billos album!
Author:  Ninger [ Tue Nov 23, 2004 5:54 pm ]
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devastating dave, billo, clint... find a few more an we have the next so-solid crew on our hands!! gareth get the guitar.

man u shud listen to sum of those mp3s on dat site, dodgegity, the utlimate form of dodgy, dat bloke dvd shud be slapped with a kipper!!
Author:  Doc_Ho [ Tue Nov 23, 2004 9:31 pm ]
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all this dave seems to be doing is dreaming.. altho he could be the slimy dj in club christies
Author:  shortword [ Wed Nov 24, 2004 2:06 am ]
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Hmmm

Doc shut the hell up!!

I think jimmy is b0rk. All this work is killing him.

Poor bastard.
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