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 Post subject: Chuck Norris stole my tv
PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:12 pm 
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went home from work friday evening, flicked on the goggle box and turned on wwe heat. they were showing clips of old surviour series matches and who happened to be the special guest ring enforcer only chuck norris :twisted: 3 or 4 lads came down at various times to interfere in the match and all were dispatched with a roundhouse kick to the back of the head.

then was arsing around the house saturday night and flicking through the sky movies listing at 9pm i see they are showing delta force, followed by delta force 2. i love it when a plan comes together.

i was up in lansdowne road on sunday (thanks again for the free ticket fiona :wink: ) and was half expecting chuck to come on as a late sub for ireland and roundhouse the shit out of a few of the islanders as well.

and seen as xmas is only around the corner, remember that:

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:23 pm 
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Sounds like a weekend of quality Norris-vision there my good man!!

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i haven't shaved since in his honour

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I second that, a wk and a half growth now

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we could have our own nativeity play...

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!!!!!as our powers combined liam king is chuck norris!!!!!!!

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