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 Post subject: Insult of the week
PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:41 am 
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heard two of limerick's finest tracksuit clad teenage lads slagging each other at the trolley bay over in superquinn last night and the smaller of the two came out with this nugget:

I hope you scald yourself with a teabag you sad spastic.

simple but genius :lol: :lol:

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That one has got to be added to the ninger list of things to say that make even the person who it was supposed to be insulted laugh.


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we'll pick out someone the next time i'm in graigue and take it for a test run so :wink: here desmundo, can i have a word....

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got to put your hands out by your side and wave your index fingers while making a face like you are sucking on a melon.


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that's how i spend most saturday nights :lol:

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another belter:

You make a good case for mandatory abortion for the spasticated.

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harsh .... really harsh


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yeah but so very true!!

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could be used quite regularly at home that one, back up your culling of the flock every once in a while theory there jim.

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Well i'd have that as the introduction to the series of lectures i'll be presenting upon the subject
"Half the world are shite-are scumbags, who's miss 'em ?"
"Would the carbon emmission reduction from a genocide of half the planet solve of Global Warming issue ?"
"Is giving Jimmy Phelan a black, hooded cloak and a big scythe the solution ?"

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i would go to the last one Jimmy as it would solve all the street fighting in graig


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solve all the street fighting in graig

only way to do that is put up ads saying free dutch gold in the tennis court and when all the clans turn up, drop a bomb on the place :lol: :lol:

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