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 Post subject: Kelly Alarm
PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:28 pm 
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Thing I would most like to invent is an alarm for Kelly.
Fitted to his arse with a catheter attached to his bowels that would send a signal to a bell or other ringing type device to ring the shit out of it (excuse the pun) about 30 seconds before he let one of his legendary sunday farts!!!!! And provide all within a 10 yard radius with a warning of impending doom, danger to nasal cilia and the inevitable onslaught of severe nausea!! Scientists have spent many years developing early warning signals for earthquakes, tornados, etc. Its about time we came up with a warning for the planet's most dangerous natural disaster!!! :twisted:

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:48 pm 
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lol

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 Post subject: in our faces
PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:53 pm 
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we'll have 2 do sumthing about him throwing d smell of his farts in our faces,especially when we're sitting 4 breakfast.


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 3:15 pm 
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i could build that and modify it to keep him awake after 11.30 at nite in d pub as well

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I like it!!


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 Post subject: well lad
PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 5:02 pm 
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nice to see you up and running again lad any craic in the uk?


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 5:07 pm 
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yeah it was good, got to see chelsea beat seven shades of snot out of real betis wednesday night, met up with me cousins michael, terence and justin for pints before and after the match, joan got to meet up with one of her friends over there as well so it was good craic. spent the rest of it dossing around london.

tuesday was hectic, had to leg it to shannon airport after me viva exam tuesday morning but we made it in time for the flight. we flew back into dublin late thurs evening and i was down home then on saturday.

sorry for not making it carlow saturday night, but going from dublin to kilkenny, then to graigue, carlow, back to graigue, then kilkenny and then back to limerick is a bit too much travelling in one weekend, even for me :lol:

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