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 Post subject: My Children's Book
PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 4:30 pm 
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Ok people, here is the opening page of my Children's book

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Jimmy awoke with a thud. He had bumped his head off of the ground, again!!

“Oww” said Jimmy

“Oh do be quiet” said Brendain

“But I bumped my head Brendain” said Jimmy


Needs a bit of fluffing, perhaps more character development, a tragic hero or two, an appearance by a celebrity, maybe Bungle from Rainbow, but the concept is A1!!

So here is the task:
I want everyone to add a page, 4 lines long, lets see where it goes.
    You should try to atleast add yourself to the story
    You must wait for a reply to your post before posting another one

Now remember that its for kids, so lots of clever Innuendo (in-your-endo, virtual five, yeah), but no vulgarity

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 4:37 pm 
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real busy day up in blacknight today :wink:

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"and turn down that racket also", said brendain.

"but dude, it's slayer", jimmy retorted.

"now my head hurts too", said brendain.

"how come nobody ever has serious conversations like this with me??", Mark added.


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"Its because of the clothes you wear Mark" said Diarmuid, taking off his top hat as he entered the room, "you see most people take the measure of a man by the clothes he wears"

Mark looked sad. He liked his t-shirt and tracksuit combo. It had been with him, mainly on him, for the last 15 years. It had seen him through the great heating oil outage of 2002.

"That isnt very nice Diarmuid" said Brendain

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brendain and jimmy knew mark looked sad and hungry
jimmy had taken the house's only cow and traded it for some magic domino's two for one vouchers which never expired.
ninger entered with many various beers from the beers of the world fridge after a magical adventure to 24 esso-land.
everyone was now happy and oblivious to the oil shortage in the kingdom of number 32 for one magical thursday night.


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Boom. Boom. Boom

"What is that noise" said Diarmuid

Everyone looked at each other, Mark was a little frightened

"I'll have a little look out the window" said Brendain, gathering up all of the courage his little ginger heart could muster

"Oh no, its the Giant, after the magic vouchers!!" said Brendain

Everyone was frightened, and then they heard a great roar from outside

"I think i understand what he said" said Brendain, "He said, Where's the Jameson, ya langers?"

Then came another roar

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As the Giant burst in the door, all he could see was 5 frighten faces looking up at him.

Then as the Giant reach into his rucksack Jimmy cried out, "Nooooooooooo, please don't hurt me cause I have no Jameson".

But the Giant smiled and said "Jimmy me boy don't be silly, now get up and put the kettle on and get some sugar. I have a bottle of Paddys, a few lemons and some cloves here to make ye all some hot whiskeys on this freezing cold night".


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The Big Giant and the 5 college court pixies sat down to enjoy the hot whiskies on this cold night when all of a sudden Jimmy heard a sobbing coming from the kitchen:

"wh,wh-whose there?" said scared Jimmy

"why does everybody want to play with the Giant and the Jameson and not me?" he heard

It was Stella - the lonely beer box.

"Dont worry Stella!" said Jimmy, "I'll keep you company"

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all the college court pixies played with stella and everyone was happy.
the lads noticed that the more they played with stella the more talkative they became and that furniture began to magically move around.
then stella suddenly disappeared, must to the lads disappointment.
in order to continue this magical night, mark sugguested that we call in for stella's cousin zinfindel.

however this required ninger and brendain to put on there warm anoraks and make the long and ardous trek to mystical essoland, where many adventures awaited them along the way.


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End of Chapter 1?? I like the way this going lads

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Chapter 2 Essoland and the Lord of the Onion Rings

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