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| Author: | schlaps [ Thu Dec 23, 2004 3:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Sideways |
Sideways (to the tune of ‘My Way’) And now, I’ve seen her rear The time has come, to stop the flirtin’ My friends, I’ll say it clear In half an hour I will be spurtin’ My knob has been well pulled It’s travelled up the mucky highway But more, much more than this I’ve done it sideways Sex toys, I’ve had a few But then again, too few to mention I did what I had to do In a horsebox Without suspension Good head, it made her hoarse But then again, it was a dry day I spun her ’round, slapped her ass And took her sideways Yes, there were times I’m sure you knew When she couldn’t swallow Until she chewed But through it all When there was doubt I drove it in And whipped it out She took it all And I stood tall And did it sideways I’ve shoved, so hard I cried I’ve taken pills to ease the bruising And now as tears subside It’s time again to go back boozing To think, we did all that In seven rooms, on a Good Friday But more, much more than this We did it sideways For what is a man? What has he got? 17 inches Throbbing and hot He truly feels That he is King When he whips out That fearsome thing The record shows She blows and blows And does it sideways! c 2004 Lyrics by Dave Connolly, Sean Hosty and Dave Langan Performed by the Rank Pack (Skanky Davis Jr, Dean Manky and Rank Sinatra) |
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