the lads

Ladies, read carefully to the end. This info is
> > going to be very
> > > useful this summer...
> > >
> > >
> > > You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for
> the
> > till. Behind the
> > > shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes
> > which you have seen and
> > > which you must have.
> > >
> > > The female shopper in front of you has seen them
> > also and is eyeing
> > > them with desire.
> > >
> > > Then, both of you realise you don't have your
> > purses with you.
> > >
> > > It would be totally rude to push in front of the
> > first woman if you
> > > had no money to pay for the shoes.
> > >
> > > The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
> > >
> > > Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes
> at
> > the back of the shop
> > > and sees your dilemma.
> > >
> > > She prepares to throw her purse to you.
> > >
> > > If she does so, you can catch the purse, then
> walk
> > round the other
> > > shopper and buy the shoes.
> > >
> > > At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of
> the
> > other shopper and,
> > > *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around
> the
> > other shopper, catch
> > > the purse and buy the shoes.
> > >
> > > Always remembering that until the purse had
> > *actually been thrown* it
> > > would be plain wrong to be forward of the other
> > shopper.
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> > > Congratulations - You have just learned the
> > offside rule!

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