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 Post subject: In Very Bad Taste
PostPosted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:39 pm 
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There's a dyslexic Santa in Ipswich.

He keeps leaving prossies under trees.
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You think it's cold here?

It's minus 5 in Ipswich!
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Heading to Ipswich this weekend for a game of rugby, apparently they're desperately short of hookers. . .

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Brilliant lad, absolutely brilliant

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What's the difference between the Ipswich serial killer and Mr Kipling?

Mr Kipling puts 6 tarts in a box!

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I'll probably be struck down but anyway...
Job vacancy-Prostitutes required, Ipswitch area, Good rates of pay but the shifts are murder!


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HAHAHA, Thats feckin brilliant!!

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all we need now is a joke about dead hookers losing their health insurance with BUPA and we have reached a new low :lol: :lol:

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New opera opening in Mayo, starring Padraig Nally in the Knacker Cracker.

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The Ipswich game is off on Saturday. . .

A dyslexic serial killer has murdered all the substitutes!

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When Padraig Nally was celebrating last night in his local he was asked what he'd like to drink.....he replied "I'd murder a fat frog!"


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