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 Post subject: Two Statues
PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:32 pm 
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There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude

woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years,

when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture

brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a

hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty

minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."


He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the

shrubbery The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.

After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.

The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left. Would you

care to do it again?" He asks her. "Shall we?"

She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions. This

time, I'll hold the pigeon down, and you s**t on its head."

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