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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:55 am 
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Went to see Walk the Line last night
What a film,a must for anyone who has an ounce of music in their blood
Acting is brilliant and it really is a no holes barred account of the great man that was Johnny Cash
If only the High Stool was open 8)

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hello i'm jimmy's tasche :lol:

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I shot a man in graig, just to have his pint...

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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting
> infers the
> probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
>
> To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer.
> Chuck Norris
> smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7
> different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by
> flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
>
> Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
>
> When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks
> his closet for
> Chuck Norris.
>
> A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't
> you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name
> cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and
> only thing this
> man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by
> Chuck Norris.
>
> Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got
> one.
>
> When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank
> forms
> and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and
> ready to attack.
> Chuck Norris
> has not had to pay taxes ever.
>
> Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
>
> Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour.
> He spent the
> first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
>
> Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.
>
> Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because
> Chuck Norris is
> afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck
> Norris.
>
> Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time.
> And by
> "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean
> "babies".
>
> As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a
> convent tucked away
> in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns
> gave birth to the
> 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied
> team in
> professional football history.
>
> A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this
> spot is for
> handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning,
> that the spot
> belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be
> handicapped if you park
> there.
>
> Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do
> with ancestry,
> the man ate a f**king Indian.
>
> Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that
> roundhouse kicks aren't
> the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded
> by historians as
> the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
>
> If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f**k
> down.
>
> Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
>
> Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper
> can't get up the
> courage to tell him.
>
> At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick
> the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris
> but
> Chuck Norris

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until rhino spends a sat night sober, i'm the man in black

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Dude, in all honesty, shouldnt i be then one in black, i mean its one of my primary colors!!

DJ: dude, theres a whole other thread for the Chuckster

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Chuck Norris can appear where ever he wants to :twisted:

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u can have the ring of fire jim.
drank a crate of miller ate a curry chips and the ire got higher.
and it burns burns burns.... :lol:

as for chuck he's watching us right now........

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The Chuckster must do exactly what i tell him, that is the way it is.

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is there a place you all get that stuff about chuck norris or do you just amke it up???? you make me laugh out loud and i dont even know chuck norris!!!!!


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Jimmy I'd be afraid very afraid
I can see a round house kick landing on you handle bar any day now

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Chuck Norris
Carlos Ray Norris Jr. (born March 10, 1940), better known in the entertainment world as Chuck Norris, is an American Action movie actor and Hollywood star. A native of Ryan, Oklahoma, Norris has two younger brothers, of which Hollywood producer Aaron Norris is one. Norris is part Cherokee (from his father) and part British and Irish (from his mother).
When Norris was 12, his parents divorced and he relocated to California with his mother and brothers. There, he finished high school and soon married his girlfriend, Diane Holechek. After marriage, Norris joined the United States Air Force and was sent to South Korea. It was in South Korea that Norris acquired the nickname Chuck. Later on, he joined the Marines as well. He has portrayed an Army Major in Delta Force, Army Colonel in Missing in Action, and a Marine Captain during flashback scenes in his T.V. hit series Walker, Texas Ranger.

Sensei Norris has indicated in his own biography that he has black belts in Tang Soo Do, Tae Kwon Do, and is founder of Chun Kuk Do ("Universal Way"). Mr. Norris has also practiced Judo, Shito-Ryu Karate, and Brazilian Jujutsu. He is also creator of The United Fighting Arts Federation (UFAF).

Norris returned to the United States in 1962, working for the Northrop corporation and opening a karate school. Many celebrities, including fellow Marine Steve McQueen attended Norris' school, and in 1963, his son Mike was born. A daughter, Dina followed in 1964, and a second son, Eric, in 1965. But another important moment happened in 1964: at a demonstration in Long Beach, Norris met Bruce Lee. Impressed with Norris' ability, it was Lee who began to persuade Norris into trying an acting career.

In 1968, Norris was Karate's world Middleweight champion, and in 1969, he won Karate's triple crown for the most tournament wins of the year, and the fighter of the year award by Black Belt magazine. It was also in 1968 that Norris made his acting debut, in the Dean Martin movie The Wrecking Crew. In 1972, he acted alongside Lee in the movie The Way Of The Dragon, and in 1974, McQueen encouraged him to begin acting classes on the MGM Studio.

Norris' first starring role was 1977's Breaker, Breaker, and subsequent films such as The Octagon, An Eye for an Eye, and Lone Wolf McQuade proved his increasing box office bankability. In 1984, Norris starred in Missing in Action, the first of a series of POW rescue fantasies produced by Israeli cousins Menahem Golan and Yoram Globus and released under their Cannon Films banner. Over the next four years, Norris became Cannon's most prominent star, appearing in eight films, including Code of Silence, The Delta Force (Lee Marvin's last picture), and Firewalker, in which he costarred with another Academy Award winner, Louis Gossett, Jr

With his career at an all-time high, one of Hollywood's most enduring relationships came to an end. Norris and Holechek divorced in 1988, after 30 years of marriage.

In 1990, Norris founded the non-profit organization Kick Drugs Out of America. It has since been renamed KICKSTART.

By the close of the 1980s, Cannon Films had faded from prominence, and Norris' star appeal seemed to go with it. He reprised his Delta Force role for MGM, who had acquired the Cannon library after their Chapter 11 bankruptcy. Norris went on to make several more largely ignored films before making a graceful transition to television. In 1993, he began shooting the series Walker, Texas Ranger, which lasted eight years on CBS and continued in heavy syndication on other channels.

He re-married in 1998, this time to former model Gina O'Kelley, and she delivered twins in 2001: Dakota Alan Norris, a boy, and Danilee Kelly Norris, a girl.

His filmography includes:


The Wrecking Crew (1968)
Room 222 (1970)
The Way of The Dragon (1972)
The Student Teachers (1973)
Slaughter In San Francisco (1973)
Enter The Dragon (1973)
Bruce Lee's The Man And The Legend (1973)
The Warrior Within (1977)
Breaker! Breaker (1977)
Game of Death (1978)
Good Guys Wear Black (1979)
A Force of One (1979)
The Octagon (1980)
An Eye For An Eye (1981)
Silent Rage (1982)
Forced Vengeance (1982)
The Making of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' (1983)
Lone Wolf McQuade (1983)
Missing in Action (1984)
(1985)
The Making of The Terminator & Missing in Action 2; (1985)
Code of Silence (1985)
Invasion U.S.A (1985)
The Delta Force (1986)
Firewalker (1986)
(TV, 1986)
Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos (TV, 1986)
Karate Daily Dozen (1988)
(1988)
Hero And The Terror (1988)
One for the Road (TV, 1989)
The Presidential Inaugural Gala (TV, 1989)
(TV, 1990)
The World's Greatest Stunts (TV, 1990)
(TV, 1990)
(1990)
(1990)
The Hitman (1991)
Dying For a Smoke (TV, 1992)
Sidekicks (alongside Devon Sawa and Danica McKellar, 1992).
Combat Karate 1992
Hellbound (1993)
Walker, Texas Ranger (1993 to 2001)
The Course of The Dragon (1993)
Wind in The Wire (TV, 1993)
Kids in The Crossfire (TV, 1993)
WWF Survivor Series (TV, 1994)
Top Dog (1995)
Heroes of The Street (TV, 1995)
The Immortal Masters (1996)
(1996)
Forest Warriors (1996)
(video, 1997)
(TV, 1998)
The Path of The Dragon (video, 1998)
Informal, El (TV, 1999)
Sons of Thunder (TV, 1999)
(2000)
The President's Man (TV, 2000)
(TV, 2002)
The Bells of Innocence (2002)
(2004)

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Maudi,

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