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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 12:49 pm 
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Wait a second, is this for real? Its not one of coady's stories?

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totally for real. heard it myself


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i believe it went something along these lines:

"mop mop mop mop mop mop ............ aaaaaaaggggggggghhhhhh!!"

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true story is was mick grace who came to the rescue!!!!


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spark technican is a new and up coming exciting career.
..tools include
1-fire guard
2-bucket
At john coady e.n.g we a looking for a self-motivated person with great attention to detail.it is equally important that individuals understand doing stimulating work, that satisfaction can be obtained if you just behave youself and just listen to john.if back cheek or tinker slang is persistant from employee... a grinder is not only used for cutting steal!!??
employee position in workshop p.s.o(personal spark obtainer).
any p.s.o will be on straight commission,as featured in the paragraph above ur bucket is a valued tool for your performance,each spark is valued product for recycling.set salery for p.s.o bonus of 10euros and commision. over flow of sparks obtained in a shift will be put foward to our spark obtainage john coady e.n.g chart and calculated at the end of the week.
job procedure.
when john is grinding stand with spark handling equipment in position and proceed to fill bucket with sparks any near messes can be deflected with the brillant handheld fireguard suit to fit at john eng.

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if clearance of sparks proceed beyond fireguard and bucket and down trousers it is advised that a mix between the marchal arts movements of bruce lee and and irish jig to quench the burning, roling and screaming on the floor will be classified as "handling the situation in the wrong manner" so its up to you to put yourself out. we will foward you a detailed diagram of lee-jig proceedure in orrientation. quinn direct would not insurance us under these curcumstances so we do not quilify for compensation of your small parts irrespectivily.foreign nationals qualify for free accommidation with john coady e.n.g, only sleeping bags will be required because the workshop gets cold at night.
applicants with the following or near qualifications to suit job will automatically be put foward for an interview
1-first prize in diving for plates in ragatta 80/06
2-escaped through the back window in the anglers when redmond ryan recieved a bottle of cider to the back of the neck at 4 in the morning.
3-listing to john

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Gerry if ya dont already you should get your own, bebo or myspace page. u'd come up with some amount of shite talk. entertaining shit talk of course :wink:

i would apply but dont think i would meet john coady's requirements, pretty high expectations!


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OK i think mattew trasher should be hired, despite the lack of those qualifications, as he has been collecting sparks since he was 3 and also since he is currently unemployed!! tinker slang may be problem but i'm sure that lee-jig procedure could perhaps be used to cleanse him of his tinker vocals.


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http://www.faolain.net/gallery/safetyfi ... tyfirst009

prime candidate for this job!!! has own equipment!


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Coady man, every now and then you come out with a classic. This is that classic. You should probably shut up for a while, just in case you ruin it!! :)

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mathew is in class of his own,learned to cut sticks at the tender age of 4,and drive the no cab tractor at 6.""!!with his powers combined he is mathew welsh/tobin(who knows)?????

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anyone interested in havin a few pre x-mas pints in kilkenny sat night before everyone hibernates up to the x-mas spell???????

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sorry lad, will be in dublin this weekend

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are you on line jimmy boy

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this saturday hmmmmmmm...... got RDF do on friday in good olde new ross might just be sober enough to go out saturday as well.


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