Choose getting to the semi-foinals of the European Cup for only, loike, the second time and losing the COMPLETE run of yorselves,
Choose to get off yor orses for the forst toime ever and follow your team South of France and then pretend that yor, loike, the BEST supporters EVER,
Choose Blackrock or Moichaels or Clongowes,
Choose not to have any songs to sing,
Choose brown-nosing,
Choose Koileys,
Choose never to get to a European final,
Choose a bloke at 10 who you paid thousands for but then forgot to fill in the forms (I was loike SO going to do it but then I spilled loike creme bruleƩ ALL over my chinos man),
Choose to delude yourselves into thinking that David Wallace wont eat Contepomi for breakfast, while O'Connell is
cutting him up some Darcy and ODriscoll steaks (oh yeah)
Choose Puerto Banus
Choose polo shirts and a Pringle jumper over yor shoulders,
Choose a pack of forwards that couldnt beat an egg,
Choose a Welsh reject for a scrum-half,
Choose to change yor coach every year,
Choose to lose half yor team toEnglish clubs in the summer,
Choose to believe that if you dont get yor double orange __mocha choca frappuccino in the morning its SO
the worst day EVER, Choose to not have any passion (unless its the piece of fruit yor Mummy gave you going out the door in the morning),
Choose towaste thousands on resurfacing your home pitch but then focking it up time after time aftertime,
Keep Brian O'Meara,
Choose to ignore anyone without a private school background,
Choose 5 man rugby,
Choose having a significant representation on the worst Lions team
ever, No YOU choose to accept consistent failure....
Choose Leinster
_________________ I'm not even supposed to be here today.
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